What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.
why isn’t the rating system for fanfiction
- They Don’t Bang
- They Bang
- They Bang and Its Detailed
- They Bang and Its Kinky
then content warns.
- They Bang, But the Scene is Like Really Short and Poorly Written
- They Bang, and The Cock is 12 Feet Long
- They Bang, and The Tits Are Size ZZZZZZZZZZ
- They Bang, But Please Don’t Try To Picture the Position That They Are In While They Do So
- They Don’t Bang, And Your Feels Will Not Escape Unscathed
- They Don’t Bang, But The Whole Fic Is Bad So You’ll Be Glad That The Author Did Not Try To Write A Sex Scene
- They Bang, But The Sex Is So Disturbing That You’ll Want To Claw Out Your Eyes
someone is throwing snowballs at my window. maybe it’s a guy coming to confess his love to me
it was my brother..
I want to know how many people are reblogging this without understanding why the coffee’s there
The world’s most viewed TED Talk. In GIFs!
I just can’t reblog this enough. If I filled up my tumblr with just this it wouldn’t be enough. Most of all I wish I could tell my immediate family about this because they perpetuate me growing out of creativity -.-
If you haven’t seen this TED Talk, I highly recommend it.
One of the things I’ve really focused on as a parent is making sure my kids know that making lots of mistakes is the best way to learn something new. If you get something on the first try it might be exciting, but you haven’t really learned anything. This is definitely something I was not taught as a child, unfortunately, which made me averse to trying anything new out of a fear of failure. It’s taken me a long time to retrain my thoughts to not take errors as huge blows to my self-confidence.
My kids deserve better. All kids deserve better. ~JJ
Mistakes mean you are trying and that is never wrong.
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
I have no intrest in your bad puns
puns like these are a dime a dozen
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.
this episode i s literally called “jack is naked”
Does he… Jack off.
So I’m kind of proud of myself. I manage a city that was recruiting in some kongregate game right? And this (I can only assume based on the language) guy starts calling me (his) lovely, sweetie and dear, and so I asked him to stop and he persists and so I tell him to seriously stop and that it was his last chance (Because he wanted to be in my town) and he breaks out what seemed like a very poorly written attempt at AAEV, still being incredibly disrespectful and sexist towards me and so I told him that I was done with him and to go away.
He comes back with the ‘oh but I was only joking’ line variant, and so I told him that what he did was rude, sexist and completely inappropriate and so he can go find himself a town full of fedora wearing dudebros like himself
I’m not confrontational really, so I was really proud of myself. Even prouder that he didn’t come back :) I should have mentioned something about the third ‘funny’ remark being racist as well, but I was still reeling over ‘holy shit this guy needs to stop talking to me because its creepy’ so I think I did pretty good, considering that my usual response to people like that is logging out.
oh no little floofins